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amazing, really...

still overly fond of that mailroom conspiracy scene, I see...

you appear to be confusing me for somebody else...discerning things you telegraph incessantly requires literally zero effort on my part...

You pay far more than cursory attention, which actually IS weird and shows a very alarming inability to ignore anything that might bother you in the slightest. Do you run around your apartment swinging a tennis racket whenever a fly gets in and irritates you? That’s rhetorical - of course you do.

Oh, no, I can see how it would be useful to build a file of stuff if you were engaged in a targeted, long-term harassment campaign. It just feels creepy being somebody’s project/hobby.

I don’t lay claim to any psychic gifts...but I’m pretty sure they keep an eye out for anything that smacks of hyperbole or an excess of zeal/hostility so that they can produce it out of context amidst accusations of hypocrisy...

He does seem awfully vexed, doesn't he?

The fuck weird personal beef is going on in the comments on this post?

Someone seems awfully upset. He's right about one thing, he certainly ought to be committed. 

Brett ‘The Hitman’ Heart, The Undertaker, The Bushwackers, Rick Flair, Hulk, Macho Man... these are just a few of my favorite wrestlers. I grew up watching wrestling and really love and miss the sport. Today’s game just ain’t the same. For me, it’s unwatchable. I miss the suplexes and the genuine trash talk. Some of