I know you’re kidding. But if you ever see me doing anything that seems immodest, I hope you’ll tell me. (That goes for all of you!) The most pathetic thing in the world is when people who have a minor Internet following think they deserve special treatment.

Bus concepts teased = 3

Imagine putting curb rash on that, and how you’d feel...

This looks to be in damn good shape, but $30k gets you a whole lot of car these days. I honestly have no idea what a typical 914 costs, but I really don’t think they are worth anywhere near this.

I found her CDL Instructor.....

This will almost certainly put him at odds with former teammate and notorious crip Wes Welker.

allowed:

Not to mention your self-respect.

Eat a Snickers, Ballaban.

I'd rather buy a BMW hooned by Clarkson than a Camaro driven by a Jalopnik employee

Aww, beat me to it.

Because this is the right response.

That’s the Zumwalt’s sister ship, the U.S.S. Beldar.

I hate to say that one of those images has been photoshopped. Here’s the unedited version:

As-is, bitches!

His name is Hackenberg.

“I’m a real race car! Stop saying I’m not!”

Because you need a large bike to hold a large cop?

They also turn traction control off because it kills the fun and I can totally handle it, I’ve driven this car so many times in Gran Turismo!

That's a special kind of stupid.