I’m as anti-prison as you can get when it comes to anything short of violent crimes but even then I believe in rehabilitation over incarceration. However, I’m already seeing takes like “he’s just a hacker, he didn’t hurt anyone” which is absolutely the most braindead take I could have imagined.

With all due respect to the community here:

He’s a Michelangelo guy. What do you expect from a party dude?

Would anyone at Paramount who was with the studio in 1968 have ties to “Epstein Island”? What the hell is even the point here 

If it’s illegal to pee in the kitchen sink, well, they can lock me up right now.  

Not enough /

Since we’re not clearly all tired of what? Jonny Depp existing?

And apparently decided he didn’t find out enough and is going to continue fucking around in order to find out more.

sounds like he fucked around and found out

I hope the guy who shot him followed up with “It’s just a prank, bro!”

Any attempt at comment from the alleged shooter or their legal representation?  Forgive me if I don’t take Cook’s “simple practical joke” statement at face value.

Ah yes, Marvel Studio’s biggest fans... *checks notes*... multinational corporations Reddit and Google

Fuck, the writing in this article sucked. Not funny. Not interesting. Made it hard to continue.

There’s such a weird amount of glee here at this news and I don’t get it. I hate what this site has become. 

In related news, apparently Kevin Feige had a Star Wars movie in development.

Why?  He’s one of the reasons What We Do In The Shadows exists.  And, I like his take on Korg.  

Came here to say this. 

I’m so sorry you think that. 

Please don’t contaminate Bob’s with this nonsense.

If you have mid-range white collar salary and are still eating at midmarket chains you should probably learn some money management techniques.