Thank god they fired all the old writers so we could finally have content like...this.

I’ve shot every type of firearm imaginable, and I’d still refer to it as a “shotgun”

They’re not mutually exclusive, you still call a crude insurgent slamfire pipe gun firing shotgun shells “a shotgun”

I’m an atheist but I don’t have anything against religion or religious types as a concept. My mom and many of my family members are deeply religious but are as politically progressive as they come—you know, Christians who actually take the core message of Christianity to heart. God means a lot to them; I respect that.…

I thought Pratt was also good in Guardians of the Galaxy.

Clearly Pine is the Worst Chris, being the blandest and the weakest actor.

I love Jackass but c’mon. I was jumping over my friends on my bike in the 70s-80s. Unsuccessfully I might add. The only difference is, we didn’t have video cameras. And access to gallons of horse semen.

Where do you want them to die?

Did she not watch the episode where Arya was ogling Gendry when he was shirtless at the forge in Harrenhal?

I loved this site so much. Idk why I continue hanging around in the graveyard. Nostalgia, I guess.

Stop pretending this is the same AV Club as 6 months ago.

Beginning life as the back-page supplement to a satirical newspaper and later setting up a home base in Chicago—a city that prides itself on rejecting the mainstream appeal of the coasts—The A.V. Club built its reputation on being a website that preferred to be a little outside. Rather than catering exclusively…

It’s hardly his fault you’re not paying attention.

Birdman alone is worth 37 Mission Implausibles 

You’re a Love Broker?

I hit it big with his suggestion to grow tuna with the mayonnaise already inside them. 

I took his advice on cloning. I’ve had to kill so many deformed clones of myself. 

I took his advice on how to screw over the McDonald brothers and now I have to close thousands of restaurants in Russia. Damn you Keats!

I followed his advice on how to get my lazy coworker to support the team, but we accidentally killed the guy. Then he denied he ever gave me the advice! Such a jerk.