Oh, The Rise of Skywalker changed the history of the franchise all right.

Jesus, that’s... horrible. Who the fuck brings live ammunition to a film set? Someone clearly didn’t do their job.

Where are you getting your information as to what occurred? Nothing listed in these articles or released gives any indication as to misuse of the prop by the actor. In fact it specifies that the discharge was *during* filming which suggests the prop was being used as intended. 

So, paradoxically, this must be Ridley Scott’s best movie and we’ll be praising it 20 years from now.

You'll take your endless SNL coverage and like it. 

I feel like we already knew this story. Instead of dredging this up to remind everyone of who the assholes are, maybe spend some site space on indie films or TV series you don’t already supply four stories a week to?

I'm guessing he said something like "Can you try to act?"

Wow, can you imagine how much press would be generated about this if “Justice League” was any good?

She should make an out-of-touch internet video about it.

I’ve also been re-reading the first page of “Gravity’s Rainbow” since 1981.

I’ve always wondered if like 10 years ago there was some guy that told a Mexican drug cartel they need to get into crypto, then got his head blown off at the first dip.

I am going to research this, but I’m curious why there’s still an Italian underground in the tri-state region. Historically, ethnic mafias are a stepstool to integration and legitimacy for newcomers to NYC. The Chinese triads. The Irish mob. The Jewish gangs. They were like private police forces, offering protection…

It continues to be weird to me that all these Mitski articles assume I am intimately familiar with this person, like she’s a household name who of course everyone knows all about. 

I’m gonna take a guess and go ahead and assume the writer is something of a Mitski fan. 

Well, this is the best Impy & Chimpy news I’ve heard all day!

What we need isn’t Mitski, but rather Mitzi. Mitzi Mozzarella of the Rock-afire Explosion, that is!

I guess bustin’ makes him feel good.

Wait, it only gives you giant balls, not a giant dick? Shit, I just wasted three doses.