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Brad Dourif. Notable movies/shows: Child’s Play, Lord of The Rings, X-Files, Exorcist III, Millenium, Babylon 5, Star Trek: Voyager, and others.

Advertising 101 covers gams and those radio commercials where two annoying voices yammer back and forth. Girls in bikinis is usually covered in the second semester.

I mean, Christopher Lee was a Sith lord, a Bond villain, a Middle-Earth wizard, knew Tolkien personally...

I don’t watch Twitch so I am no authority on this, but are any of its advertisers really going to care that their ads are paired with a girl in a bikini? I thought girls in bikinis were advertising 101.

Is this “Guy Commenting On Wrong Thread” fanfic?

This is the correct answer.

I’m not going to look through another fucking slideshow, but the god of all this is Roddy muthafucking McDowell.

His role in The Witch should have been nominated for everything. HOLY SHIT so much suffering.

Julian Glover played villains in James Bond, Game of Thrones, Indiana Jones, Star Wars, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, and Quatermass.

Because it’s really Jeffrey Combs.

I for one applaud Marvel for casting a non-binary extraterrestrial vampire in a prominent role.

I’m a sorcerer, and found their depictions somewhat exaggerated, but generally fair.

To be fair, if Christopher Lee wanted a part, you gave him the part.

Yeah, I don’t think it’s entirely cynical to say that there’s absolutely no way we’d have seen an actual Tibetan in the role.

My recollection was that the issue involved the character being Tibetan specifically. If you want your movie to be released in China, you need to tread carefully around the subject of Tibet.

Who the fuck is Noob Noob?

If being a trollish shitbag rewards people, how come I never get any fucking stars? 

I heard that line in Craig’s Benoit Blanc voice and it’s perfect.

So what you’re telling me is he just randomly showed up without any explanation as to why he exists?

The people Spanfeller retained are the people who can churn churn churn without critical thinking or reading comprehension.