They should’ve shown Uncle Ben in a flashback.

Its been a while, but im pretty sure I got my whole team through the suicide mission on the second try.

Good luck, Charles, and thank you for your great work.

A/v Club is already dead. Now it seems mostly like innuendo and accusations. “Mean celebrity gossip and name-calling.”

Unionization worked so well for Gawker employees.

Anybody else ever feel like the time continuum splintered about 5 years ago, and now we’re trapped in a doomed, offshoot, “pocket universe?”

Hepatitis vector

I don’t even understand what this story was about.

Oh, let’s clutch some fucking pearls. Do you need your fainting couch, William?

‘Paul says if John had to pick between the Beatles and Yoko, he was choosing Yoko. I believe that to be true.’

The Beatles wanted to make a LOTR movie. Didn’t happen.

Jay-Z, the most nominated man of all time, once shot his brother - and used to poison his community with crack.

The Grammys wouldn’t exist if they looked too deeply into artists’ personal transgressions.

A Bridge Too Far.

So, Bowieworld, but without all the Bowie.

Pretend copyright for pretend money! The pretend lawyers are sure to get involved.

Soooo... There were no consequences.

To be fair, they film 5 shows in a day. So, in reality, it was his first DAY on the job.

Have you ever actually seen an episode of Jeopardy, Matt?

Calling it: The Weeping Angels are going to turn out to be the “good guys” this season.