‘It’s often joked that Mitski has the capability of making fans shed tears on command with her music, both through her heavily emotional lyrics and her lushly orchestrated melodies.’

dunno. Man-Perms were a thing back then.

‘The famed singer-songwriter...’

just 1,000 penises.

THIS is why the ice maker on my Samsung refrigerator has stopped working.

I intend to make it watch me pee. Over and over.

I thought this was legit good.

You didn’t mention fucking Galactus showing up.

1977

By this logic, “Puerto Ricans aren’t ‘Latinos,’ because they’re ‘Americans!’”

“Latin” as a category is a style is music.

Your "beat" is depressing, Tatiana. Do you not get to work on any uplifting stories?

This is going to be Woodstock '99 all over again

Let me get this straight. He’s using his celebrity and money to actively do good things for people. He keeps his mouth shut about politics. Yet, you still have the nagging impulse to dunk on the guy?

And c-137 Beth has been dead for decades.

Wonder Woman 1984 was a fake movie.

It's not better. It's not even different enough to merit a C&D from the Harryhausen estate.

Are we actually laboring under the illusion that back in the 80's, Alex - an 80's game show host, that cameoed on Baywatch - DIDN’T snort the occasional line off a stripper’s ass? Because if you really think that, you’re both naive and boring.

Aren’t the little Tide-Pod-eating dipshits the very same people driving cancel culture? It's a "do as I say, not as I do" situation.

Oh, whatever.