So, at this point do we know if Agents of SHIELD has been picked up for a second season?

I hope the dog comes back in the season finale as a cybernetic super-hound and kills everyone.

no kidding! are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses?

To not include Hardware Wars is blasphemy. Blasphemy most foul. (It's got a Wookie Monster!.... heh. Still cracks me up.)

... and how long have non-gluten-sensitive people been bragging about how they needlessly avoid gluten, because 'gluten something something'?

Look closer, Annalee. See the ropes? They are whaling ("mermaiding?") for that mermaid.

IKEA is the Demonweb Pits of semi-disposable-furniture stores.

Keep bending forward, and kiss your ass goodbye.

Yeah, yeah... so we get rid of the Baptists. Personally, I can see an up side.

Go home, Fashion. You're drunk.

"Vogue said of the show 'Can you remember where we parked our shopping cart?'"

did you catch that May's mom (Tsai Chin) was the same woman who played her mom in Joy Luck Club?

Wasn't Philip Johnson a homosexual? Are "gay" and "Nazi" compatible concepts?

How about, "Be skeptical of everything on the internet, and I can't stress this enough: if the FBI contacts you, it won't be via an AOL email address."?

Hayes 1200-baud smartmodem and BBS.

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Mass Effect. Reapers meeting pretty much anybody. Your first contact is your last contact, meatbag.

Gazoo?