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The Reapers were really Transformers?

I guarantee you that today this guy sells mattresses at a strip mall.

That prom was a night that young woman would remember forever.

so... Gonzo is really Peter Capaldi in Colin Baker's clothes?

You got that right. I'm sure I speak for everyone here when I say that when I was watching the Avengers, the only thing I kept thinking to myself over and over was: "Man! Hulk, Schmulk - This movie needs a shitload more Hawkeye!"

Personally, I feel like Game of Thrones (which I love) is one of the least rewatchable shows I can think of. When I've tried to watch reruns - particularly from previous seasons- I just can't get into it. "Well, that guy's dead now." "This plot line died out." "Her tits are nice, but they're no longer relevant...…

Farmville will be so EXTREME.

As it turns out, "multi-verse" really just means "two" - total. In one of them, your life totally sucks... I'll say no more.

The Aztecs had some interesting ideas about how gods work.

Anybody else think that Eugene is supposed to be Bill Hicks?

Tyler Perry's Medea Goes To Wakanda!

METEOR SHIT!

LA is the butthole.

I'll go you one farther - not only are the trains always on time, the clocks in the station are precisely set, as well. If you're on a Japanese train, and it is supposed to leave the station at 9:36, you can watch the big hand of the clock click to :36 and simultaneously feel the brakes release and the train start…

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Damned Protheans.

They own your ass.