"Brand new boy's names included Rydder, Jceion, Hatch, Tuf, Lloyal, Xzaiden, Charger, Kyndle, Power, Warrior, Kaptain, Subaru, and Vice." Fuck all of those parents.

I win.

It was sisterly, and it was awesome...

Because sooner or later someone is going to post this...And I am just going to beat them to the punch.

The Little Mermaid.

I don't know, maybe breast missiles are even better?

Neo Okusaer from Godannar, because if your ridiculously sexaulized mechs don't feature breast jiggle, then you're just not trying hard enough.

No love for Mecha-Streisand?