Yeah, you are spider-man, you fight crime, super crime, and direct aggressors.  The city is packed with these scenarios because video game.  And the police scanner is a mechanism of this, and the scanners are to where you can visually see the crimes without having to know cross-streets.  I guess bloggers just need to…

Yup, reading WAY too much into a half-assed way to explain a desired game mechanic.

“I’m not grasping for as many straws as it may appear.”

I disagree. This is silly.  

When does a joke stop and being offensive start? The writer comes across as being ridiculously thin-skinned. This is schoolboy stuff.

Yet another “why is this even an article on Kotaku?” moment.

I don’t post notes like this in Soulsborne games, nor do I find them funny... however, getting tilted enough to make a 2 page dissertation on the matter is fucking ludicrous. Go outside. Lighten up. Do literally anything else with your life.