I think that a generation or two ago, a friendly butt slap or a cheek or midriff pinch on a child or young woman was super common and considered unthreatening, and Grandpa hasn’t realized that day has passed.

And he’s not even that cute, for Chrissake.

I don’t care what it is, anymore. All I care is that it is all fucking hopeless, no one who can fix it will, and I can’t take it.

Dump:*blustering threat*

I really don’t understand Trump’s weird, heightened reality where everyone is crashing and screaming and everything is a deal typed in all caps and exclamation points.

I understand that you have a personal connection to this case and I don’t mean to diminish your experience at all.

Hey! Black person here! Serious question, how old are you?

Is no one going to discuss that photoshopped taut belly?

I don’t suppose it matters on the birth certificate, but it does seem a little foolish to just pretend sex has no relationship to health. You don’t need to force anything on a child, but that is medically necessary information regardless of what gender, if any, the child identifies with.

And how’s that sanctimonious, anti-Clinton stance working out for you these days? Loving Trump, are we? Looking forward to losing your health care, are we? Happy about the progress he’s achieving by pissing off all our allies and taking a giant shit on NATO, are we?

He was a college kid studying (I believe) international relations and studying abroad in China.

Next time, just put the word “snowflake” first so I know you have nothing interesting to say without having to read the whole moronic sentence. Thanks!

Reminder: Trump has not even named a nominee for more than 400 high-level offices in the executive branch. Among the vacant positions are the Special Envoy for Human Rights Issues in N. Korea and the position of U.S. ambassador to Sweden, the country that serves as our intermediary with the N. Korean government…

To be fair, this isn’t Trump’s nor Obama’s fault.

I’m being bitchy and awful but I like Katy Perry as a person and Taylor Swift just reminds me of every girl in high school who made my life a living hell and acted the angel when called out. People have a lotta shit to say about Katy Perry but one of my ex’s mates worked as a sound technician on one of her Australian…

I mean, she’s not “a little bit” petty. She is petty AF. She has weaponized pettiness. Don’t get me wrong, I am highly entertained! This feud is awesome because it’s soooo dumb. But let’s not downplay how petty Taylor is.

Okay. Here goes.

It’s so rich that she complains about the “fixation on private lives of singers” when she MILKS THAT SHIT FOR $$$$$$$$. Give me a fucking break. I mean, I don’t think famous people should be harassed, but like, if most of your musical oeuvre is based on your interactions with famous people, the public is going to…

I hope Taylor’s people didn’t really expect anyone to buy that mess. She’s so obvious. It’s hilarious.