destructomagnet
destructomagnet
destructomagnet

+1 Intolerable Acts

Dexter’s Laboratory > Dexter

Why are you being so mean?

“Men! MEN. DO YOU LIKE MEN?”

I only judge people at the gym who don’t re-rack their weights.

To anyone self-conscious about their body, please know that nobody in the gym is judging you for how you look or how much weight you’re moving. 400 lbs and doing 5 lb curls? Nobody will bat an eye.

People do notice weird exercises and/or terrible form. There are several heavier people at my gym and I couldn’t tell you

As a fat nerd, I tried the gym over and over, only to fail. Then I started cycling. I decided early on that I need to pick between fit-ish and thin, so I picked fit-ish.

“Then go with Alliance.”

When you woke up this morning, did you think of yourself as someone who would call the teenaged survivor of a mass shooting a liar on the internet, or are you surprised to learn that about yourself?

As long as I have lived, networks have catered the main Olympics broadcast to some mythical 45-year-old mom in the heartland who needs to see a baby in peril before she can properly enjoy a bobsled run.

FYI, LGBTQ+ people are a very small percentage of the population. And sadly, there is a sizable chunk of Christian conservatives out there that will always cause networks to think twice about “alienating” viewers. That being said, I named characters from shows I watched. Didn’t realize you expected main characters - I

So? It’s not like premium is that much more expensive. Around here it’s $0.30/gallon more, so on a typical 15gal fill, I’m only paying an extra an extra $4.50 over regular gas.

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I...never even considered that they could referring to a computer ping. Of course it’s a sonar ping.

I always assumed that referred to a sonar ping, not a computer ping.

This is the most Boston comment ever

There wouldn’t be a United States of America without Boston. You fuckers owe us big time.

The Allanté is also notable for having what was once described as the “world’s longest assembly line” as the Pininfarina-built bodies were flown 4,600 miles from Turin to Detroit for final assembly, 56 at a time in a specially outfitted 747.