I’m definitely not a communist, maybe a little socialist, but sometimes you look at capitalism practices and just go “boy this is fucked”.

Can’t have it all...

I miss the hell out of blogs, and I have no idea how we get that back.

Richie Incognito looks like what Krang from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle’s body would be if it were a real person.

Average age of these 2nd graders: 15 years old

All of them. Boys and girls. Every last blond-haired Scandinavian one of them.

Case Gundarsson will be the name of the year.

Yes, fingers crossed that a Boston sports team will finally catch a good break for once, and a deserving and humble fan base will be rewarded with a legitimate chance at a title.

In 2010 I came to Colorado from Texas for a long week in a ‘99 Wrangler. The Jeep broke on the trail, but I was in love with the mountains. I sold the Wrangler and started looking for jobs in Denver.

Did anyone have this game when they were a kid:

Would anyone believe them? I wouldn’t lol

No, you’re right. Admiral Ackbar is basically just Peppy Hare telling everyone to do a barrel roll.

It’s essentially the most un-Star Wars movie ever made.

Yes! And when Poe himself, Mr. Damn The Torpedoes, was like “Shit, this is stupid as hell, let’s get the fuck outta here!”

God, that fucking ruled.

I feel like you missed the best one, where Poe Dameron, dashing space flyboy, pulls a mutiny on the cold and frigid new commander who’s obviously not as a good a choice as him in his own mind, and it turns out he’s the asshole, not the hero.

Please have him email me and tell me what the alloys are before I perish.