It’s technically not napping when you’re running a length of garden hose from the tail pipe into the cab of the vehicle. 

Bed naps are dangerous for me. If I take a bed nap after work, I usually wake up 3 hours later all groggy at like 9 PM and now my sleeping for the night is off and I’m eating a super late dinner to boot.

The thing about Flacco that sticks with me the most is that one WYTS letter where the writer angrily mentioned seeing him with brown socks, tan dress shoes and a black suit.

Actually spent half a day on the back roads around Lisbon and really enjoyed the M5

“We’ve got kids over here!”

I can’t find video of it but if you owned Smash Brothers for the n64, selected computer control for four jigglypuffs at the lowest ability setting, you ended up with a match in which it is plausible that our president is at the controls.... Jigglypuffs walking off platforms, not knowing how to get on the platform and…

This is a man who has definitely called his boss ‘Dad’ without realizing it.

Like the 6 states around me, I voted Bernie in the primary, and Hillary in the general in November.

We need Moore of this

26-14 or, as it’s known in Alabama, courtin’ ages.

Jason,

Choke the Raven nevermore.

I’m not saying it’s appropriate. But he’s clearly not well, likely suffering from dementia, and has no sense of boundaries anymore. I’d hold those around him in charge of his care more accountable. Time to stop putting him in these situations and let the matter, and hm, die.

Are you homeless and/or Jim Tomusula? Who the fuck brings a cup of soup to a bar?

Counterpoint: ‘White Fang’ and ‘The Call of the Wild’ are touchstones of North American cultural literacy.