Neutral: Who’s It Going To Be For FCA?

One time I went to a Redstone on a Friday night. I had only ever been there for brunch or dinner, never as a late night spot. Quite the scene of 50-something divorced dads in “casual” suit attire trying to shoot their shots with drunken 40-something women that seemed one drink away from wither sobbing or boning (or…

I remember following him around at the BC Open twenty something years ago. The back story is that he was drinking heavily, he’d be suspended from the tour soon after. He was defending champion and it’s an unwritten rule you return to defend your title. But John wasn’t having it, he tried to withdraw. The tour…

Crack Pipe, but let me explain:

Holy shit, I feel like I just found bigfoot.

we are less than a decade away from sweat-wicking technology so powerful that if you put the shirt on your body the fabric pulls your flesh through and sprays it out into the air - a pinkish fog of ephemera and a crumpled, high-tech piece of athletic wear where a human torso used to be...the ultimate workout.

People who wear work boots and jeans to the gym drive me fucking insane.

It’s a REALLY old game. There were no online patching back then. The game devs probably weren’t aware of it until the players found out about them, and after that, it’s already too late to do anything. The first MvC had it as well. It was pretty common for fighting games back in the days.

Meanwhile, a 30-something couple-he an actuarial, she an Office Depot manager-drove by in their 2015 Toyota Camry. Never exceeding the speed limit by anything that would garner attention they arrived at their unremarkable house without drama a half-hour later.

I tried to woo a girl with Silverchair patch on her bookbag by showing off my knowledge of  The Silver Chair, fourth book of the Chronicles of Narnia. I didn’t know Silverchair was a band.

Thanks to David and Brandon for making this weekend the greatest automotive experience of my life thus far. The Briarwood will always be the anchor of my future fleet of shit boxes and I owe it all to you guys.

Then change the photo. I’d have sex with Kate Beckinsale under almost any circumstance I can think of, and many that I have not.

Stick a mowing deck on this car and you’ll pay it off by the end of the summer. Nice Price.

Great. Another golf war.

I’m not proud to admit this, but when I played tennis as a preteen I once jumped over the net and kicked the other kid in the stomach for doing the kind of shit to me that Fognini did to Murray in that clip.

David, I don’t trash on your Jeep Fetish, partly because I can understand it (at least with the Wrangler, CJ 2, & older Cherokee) and partly because I respect people that find a vehicle that really appeals to them.

But the EMALS!

I can see that. *solidarity headbutt*