Just buy a BRAT. Seriously. It was the most fun I’ve had in any car ever. Just being in this little nugget puttering down the road made me smile.

Postings like this are probably why it is good I don’t have F you money. I’d have a garage full of Subaru Brats, odd gigantic barge wagons from the 70's, a 90's Roadmaster Estate with a big block swap for no reason, obscure Mazdas, a Nissan Figaro, and probably a diesel Mitsu Delica star wagon for good measure. Jay…

It was later discovered that he had only bought the organization so that he could hold a “Despite All My Rage I Am Still Just a Rat In a Cage Match”.

“Let us cross over the river, and rest under the shade of the Patriots.”

I hate to think how many hamburgers and fries are hidden in those creases.

The what

Talk to me when velour interiors come back. Because that’s the bottom line in comfort.

Unless they crash into other crossovers.

We haven’t had time to properly introduce her yet because she’s been busy working, but please welcome Erin to Team Jalopnik! She’s based in Detroit, which makes this first post incredibly fitting.

40mph might be ok for ohio or indianna, where there’s towns every 10 miles or so. but wait till you get to kansas.

Because this concept special edition is what the regular 2018 will be of course. Plexi doors included...

You spend 99% of Kindle time inside a book, where there are no ads. You can also pay to remove the ads at any time.

You spend 99% of Kindle time inside a book, where there are no ads. You can also pay to remove the ads at any time.

I honestly can’t tell if you’re kidding or not.

I honestly can’t tell if you’re kidding or not.

Oh come on, his column couldn’t have been that ba...

Mike was like “Good gracious, pasta so tasteless”

This is what happens when keeping it real goes wrong.

The irony of course is how much less convenient flying would be if it was nationalized/socialized. Flights would only be from one major city to another, during certain times, leaving and returning on certain days. “Oh, you want to take a long weekend and fly from Ft Wayne to Austin? Yeah you’ll actually have to fly…