“Relief” is a pretty weird feeling to have if you’re not guilty of something.

nah, DJ wouldn’t have been on the ship if Poe had done his duty as a soldier and followed orders, rather than sending Finn and Rose off on an unsanctioned mission.

he ends up BEING RIGHT and the First Order does EXACTLY what he expected/worried they would do.

I don’t recall Vader killing any children?

Are you insane?! A knife is useless against those massive claws! They could rip a tank apart!”

It’s not that men are banned, it’s just hard finding men who are good enough for the showcase. At the end of the day, men just aren’t that funny.

Eh, there’s still some benefits for it since almost everyone has Facebook:

Now this is (mode 7) podracing!

To this day, I still believe that 12 year old me was the finest TIE pilot the galaxy had ever known. Give me a TIE Interceptor and I’ll put down waves of Rebel fighters like the dogs they are. Hell, give me a TIE Bomber and I’ll still kick their asses, just maybe not quite as quickly.

That’s my dream. Luke just following Kylo around going, “Are you really going to do that? Oh my god. Oh my god. Wait until I tell Rey. She’s going to make such much fun of you. Oh my god, you’re so stupid. Rey laughs are you all the time.”

“33" was possibly the best episode of BSG’s run.

God, FUCK you and everyone like you. You know what I am sick of? Coming to io9 comments section and seeing shit lord takes littered all over the fucking place.

There are a lot of decaffeinated brands that taste just as good as the real thing.

Am I the only person I know who liked Ang Lee’s Hulk?

It doesn’t look like anything to me.

Boy, I’d be pissed.

Victor Goddamn Sullivan. Without the cigars, preferably.

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