“Relief” is a pretty weird feeling to have if you’re not guilty of something.

Are you insane?! A knife is useless against those massive claws! They could rip a tank apart!”

It’s not that men are banned, it’s just hard finding men who are good enough for the showcase. At the end of the day, men just aren’t that funny.

Eh, there’s still some benefits for it since almost everyone has Facebook:

Now this is (mode 7) podracing!

To this day, I still believe that 12 year old me was the finest TIE pilot the galaxy had ever known. Give me a TIE Interceptor and I’ll put down waves of Rebel fighters like the dogs they are. Hell, give me a TIE Bomber and I’ll still kick their asses, just maybe not quite as quickly.

Boy, I’d be pissed.

Victor Goddamn Sullivan. Without the cigars, preferably.

#11 “this list is not productive nor a good conversation starter” guy

This is LITRALLY the best TV on DVD sale I’ve ever seen.

This is LITRALLY the best TV on DVD sale I’ve ever seen.

I would have KILLED for something that nice all WE had in my day, you young whippersnapper was this abomination.

Yeah, holy fuck this kid gets it. And can articulate it.

Calvinist or Hobbesian? We’re talking tigers here.

Don’t forget:

Due to the lack of funds, I was cheap and ended up making my own using a Raspberry Pi! Ended up working out really well though as it is now smart enough to automatically learn my son’s sleep habits and let me know when he is awake. Even have it tied into my home’s doorbell so that the chimes are automatically…

It looks like the news is that West Virginia Governor Jim Justice will switch parties from Democrat to Republican.

I'll take Trader Joe's Joe Joes over Oreos any day. There's one sub...