If you get stopped by a cop, and your truck is rolling backwards, let it go, cause man, it’s gone.

Yeah, and most of the time you “need” them, such as to report a burglary, all they do is take a report and you never hear from them again.

Yeah, I know I would never have the fortitude to do that job. Cops have to be almost robotic in their standing up to manipulative suspects, a-holes, the whole nine yards.

They work pretty well. The ones I have direct a stream of water directly to the area in question. One can use a small amount of paper to avoid damp underwear afterwards, but the water does the job really well.

That’s what I thought... they are the world leaders in hygiene of that part of the body from what I’ve read all these years. I installed inexpensive bidet attachments on our toilets probably 15 years ago and it’s a life changer.

Wow. I remember when the so-called “Bob Uecker” seats at Dodger Stadium were three bucks and change! Baseball is now Moneyball. Then again, virtually all entertainment is. Go to an amusement park and you will similarly part with $20+ just to get onto their property, $60-100 a person to get in, and then your cash is…

Not a Trump fan by any stretch of the imagination, but just a note to the author: If you’re going to humorously invoke the name of a dictator, at least spell it right. (Jong not Jung)

And don’t forget the idiots who feel a need to honk their car horn every time they lock it.

Just another episode of “Didacts and Narpets” (fans of the band Rush will know exactly what I’m talking about.)

If there is a way to get high, kids will find it. Same as it ever was.