He’s like a real life Eraserhead baby.

Some more news, John Carpenter’s The Thing and his Trumpkins found the time to file a lawsuit against Washington to have the property tax on his Washington hotel lowered from $98 Million to $28 Million, and they want to be reimbursed for the extra $70 Million they feel they paid last year.

I hope she becomes the Patti Davis of John Carpenter’s The Thing’s family. I want her to actively protest her father and write a Mommie Dearest style tell-all.

And Glenn Beck! Glenn Beck is now an unlikely voice of reason.

Good news! Syfy is also doing a Brave New World miniseries with Grant Morrison.

“ABNER! She just picked up a car with her hair!”

I have it on good authority from an acquaintance that works in the club scene, that both Sharon Needles and Thorgy expressed support for Trump in the smaller venues.

Before you say there’s no way that can be true, their reasoning was that under a Trump administration, arts and drag would blossom like it did under the…

Not to mention, even during the primaries, the “atheist” thing was being brought up.

Personally, I don’t know if Sanders is an atheist because I don’t care and never bothered to look it up. But I saw several interviews where he was flat out asked, “Do you believe in God?” And he gave some slippery, new-age-y, Oprahism…

You won’t find any abortion receipts because two men can’t make a baby. 

To an extent. Lumley said on the Graham Norton Show a few months ago that when she first auditioned Patsy was basically a blank page, which made her really uncomfortable at first, but that by the end of the first season she and Saunders had fleshed Patsy out and a large part of her life story was a parody version of…

At the very least, his team needs to set aside a week to A Clockwork Orange him with some Schoolhouse Rock shorts.

“So Liz talked me into putting my hair up and coming along. He was with Marla Maples then, and first she came and was the sweetest little character: ‘Oh, I think you’re so gorgeous, you look so beautiful.’ And then the Donald came along, with that Brillo Pad hair stretched across his head, and gave me a very odd…

Including Trump circa 2012! (Which makes no sense in context because that year Obama won the popular vote and the Electoral College.)

No. Because if I watch that equals higher ratings and that just emboldens him. I’m going to do everything I can to avoid him and any media outlet that doesn’t hold him and his henchmen’s feet over the fires. His ego is a big weak spot.

That was all during the Reagan years. Trump is going to be great for cult fantasy films.

I think she was based on some figure in Anglo-Saxon mythology.

I did have it stored in my mind. I have a backlog of useless film knowledge.

she literally look like Patsy in that episode of Ab Fab where it flash forwards to Edina and Patsy in old age.

“I’m going to drain the swamp!”

*Appoints Meg Mucklebones the swamp witch from Ridley Scott’s 1985 box office flop Legend to his Chief of Staff.