With these hungry eyes
One look at you and I can’t disguise
I’ve got hungry eyes
I feel the magic between you and I

“Nobody puts Hillary in a corner.”

And, let’s be honest, kind of a ripoff of The Smurfs.

There was talks when the show was still on and Year One/Batman Begins was stuck in development hell. Nicholas Cage was even in talks to play that wealthy skeleton guy that kills Terry’s dad.

You could ask “didn’t someone already make this?” about all of Tarantino’s films really.

So, is there going to be a storyline where Vanessa’s character (who I’m assuming is supposed to be Star Jones) comes under fire for plugging businesses in exchange for free shit? Because, iirc, that’s why Star was (essentially) fired in the first place.

That’s why she keeps Stedman around.

They’ll bring him back. They have to bring him back. Pablo is the heart of the team, without Pablo it’s just Ash and Ruby with Kelly somewhere between the two.

I mean, what’s Ray Santiago going to do? Star in Eraserhead: The Musical?

Correct me if I’m wrong, but we’re currently living in the year 2016? And the next Oscars ceremony will not be until late winter/early spring 2017? So, shouldn’t the article be “Oh God Lin Manuel Miranda is Going to EGOT Next Year...”?

No.  I am, obviously, saying the “woman who worked for Epstein” (your words)  is Ghislane Maxwell. Maxwell is a millionaire heiress in her mid 50's, she was dating Epstein at the time. The accusations that she was the one who lured girls for Epstein with promises of acting and modelling careers are all over the place.

The woman was Ghislaine Maxwell, Epstein’s girlfriend and an English heiress and socialite . She’s also close friends with the Clintons and Prince Andrew.

IIRC. The claim was that Epstein’s girlfriend Ghislaine Maxwell would lure the girls. She would target girls from troubled backgrounds, like drug addicted parents, and offer them jobs as “models”.

No. In fact, it was during an airing of Trainspotting on IFC that I first saw a wiener in a movie. It was exciting. Seeing a package. A stranger’s package.

This does seem more tame. But do you really think it’s the nudity and profanity that put people off of Ash vs Evil Dead? The (hilariously) fake penis a few episodes…

Disney’s Beauty and the Beast from the 90's is a remake though. It takes more from the Cocteau film from the 1940's than it does the actual fairy tale.

And she doesn’t realize she’s in love with the Beast until after she’s left castle to visit her father. When she leaves the castle, they’re just friends.

I hate the psychoanalyzing Disney characters meme.

This doesn’t really sound new. Disney did this sort of thing, to a lesser extent, during the 80's-90's Golden Age. Clements even worked on some of the films, Howard Ashman and Alan Menken were brought on to The Little Mermaid (a project Clements co-directed) and completely overhauled several aspects of the film.

Disney…

Really? This whole time, I thought it meant a literal barrel of crackers. Whenever I heard Crcker Barrel as a kid, I would picture an old time-y barrel filled with saltines. For real.

I “grew out” of asthma. I was so little at the time that I don’t even remember, so I don’t think you can chalk it up to the Placebo effect.

I think it’s just a coincidence. I mean, she was a bootlegger and a scam artist. She would go to Lexington and buy boxes of Kool-Aid (which was a new thing at the time) and sell it…

Conservatives from other parts of the world have been telling the Republicans they need to get their shit together for a long time. They won’t. The next time they’ll nominate someone who has the same toxic pus flowing through their veins as Donald Trump, but with self control, at least a 9th Grade understanding of…

Is it in the scene where they wake up? I think she wanted to just fast forward through the whole thing.

Appalachian Granny Magic fascinates me. When I was a toddler, I had asthma, so my mom and grandma let my great grandma do some kind of thing where she went out and got a stick, cut the stick down to my exact height, then hid the stick somewhere in the house (the ceiling I think) and when I outgrew the stick my asthma…