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I used to pray every night that God would make me crazy.

Didn’t Tennille recently write a tell-all memoir about how her marriage to Captain was a loveless sham? I would pay to watch that movie.

Yeah. If you just pick up a book or watch a documentary on the history of Metal, odds are that there will be an entire chapter/segment dedicated solely to Black Metal and the church burnings. There were even rumors flying around about a year ago that Ridley Scott’s production company had bought the rights to turn Lords

Black Metal and Death Metal are two completely different genres.

There actually was a spree of church burnings (and several murders) linked directly to the Black Metal scene in Norway.

White supremacists aren’t an isolated group that only exists in the American south. In fact, Black Metal has always flirted with, in

No you can’t. Not unless your or your significant other’s surname is Awesome.

I want to see Deadpool vs Mojo. Even though (as far as I can recall) Deadpool and Mojo have never crossed paths, I think - at this point - a Deadpool film is the only place the Mojoverse could work. 

Maybe where you’re from, but round these parts (these parts being the US) his second claim to fame is voicing the dad on Phineas and Ferb.

It’s weird. A lot of the songs were meant for a direct sequel called Rocky Horror Shows His Heels about Brad, Rocky, and Dr. Scott bringing Frank back to life and Janet having a baby and not knowing whether the father is Brad, Frank, or Rocky.

And apparently, he has no intellectual curiosity about anything.

Yeah, I think Hausu is more unintentionally funny, but there are a lot of parts that make you laugh and wonder what the fuck you just saw. If I remember right, most of the scenes are based on the director’s tweenage daughters dreams.

No artists and musicians who don’t think the only way to remain relevant is by competing with artists and musicians their children’s age are cool. It’s not really about the nudity.

But, let’s not act like Madonna was always getting “naked in public”. She got naked during the Erotica/Sex book period. Then a few years

Whatever happened to Paula Sheppard from Alice, Sweet Alice? The only other film I know that she did was the cult 80's club kid/science fiction film Liquid Sky - which The Neon Demon ripped off big time.

I’ve always wanted to do an off-off-Broadway musical mashup called Troggie, Dearest.

I love Theatre of Blood and without out a doubt the best scene is when Vincent Price disguises himself as a gay hairdresser and murders Coral Browne (his future wife) via electrocution. Supposedly, Diana Rigg played matchmaker for Vincent and Coral.

And you can’t have Empire of the Ants and not have that Rosemary’s Baby ripoff I Don’t Want to Be Born/The Devil Within Her wherein Joan Collins’s baby is possessed by the spirit of an evil dwarf that Joan Collins wouldn’t sleep with when she was a stripper.

Bad Ronald himself would go on to play Bea Arthur’s son Michael on The Golden Girls. He also played Jody Foster’s love interest in the controversial film The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane which is missing from this list for some strange reason.

Have you seen Hausu? It ranks up there with Eraserhead, Evil Dead II, and early Peter Jackson. There’s a scene where a watermelon turns into a fanged severed head and bites a girl on the ass. There is an evil ghost cat named Blanche who throws blood up by the gallons.

I mean, ‘taking off her clothes’ wasn’t really my point. My point was Madonna is always trying to latch onto whatever is considered hip or subversive in a desperate attempt to remain relevant (Remember when she had an album called MDNA? Get it, like the drug MDMA?) and that’s why people give her shit, not because

When I was a kid and they announced that Liam Neeson was cast in Star Wars I thought he was the guy from the Naked Gun movies.