Maybe she’s been cast in a remake of Cool Runnings.

It really is. I really like Kane, the Crocs are ridiculous, but he’s one of those designers who has their tongue planted firmly in their cheek. I believe Alicia Keys was wearing a Christopher Kane sweater on The Voice tonight.

Then you’ll love Kane’s F/W 2016-17 Collection inspired by Big and Little Edie and binge watching Hoarders.

I’m not joking and some of the pieces are really pretty. I would feel S-T-A-U-N-C-H in that cardigan.

This is like Canada’s version of a serial killer. If she were American, they would find a freezer stuffed with human torsos in her garage.

Were there jazz hands involved? I feel like that was the perfect moment to break out the jazz hands.

Calling a kid a pedophile and saying a someone is dressed like a “frumpy old lady” doesn’t seem bad to you?

Star Wars in more fantasy in space than science fiction.

Because it was obviously Paul Verhoeven and Joe Eszterhas’s intent.

Next you’ll tell me that you didn’t know Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama was a not so thinly veiled critique of American universities prioritizing athletics over academics.

Showgirls should be taught in universities. It’s like a Marxist parable about life in Capitalist society. Spoiler alert: We’re all whores, darlin’.

I’m surprised that the TRL stunt just warranted a paragraph. It was so weird.

Mariah wasn’t scheduled to be on TRL that day, she just showed up in an oversized, airbrushed t-shirt passing out ice cream. At first the audience think it’s some planned surprise, then it slowly dawns on them that something is very wrong and…

It was!

It’s “tiger blood” I’m sorry, but it looks like you’ll have to repeat the year 2011.

I red the article as implying this person has a squeaky, clean image. That rules out “Watch Me Jump Into This Tree” Sutherland.

My question is, will there be blackjack and hookers as well?

That would be really stupid considering the fourth child was completely made up for the show to make Cersei more sympathetic and by the fourth season even the writers had forgotten about him.

I believe that Beyoncé is already there, slumbering beneath the ground like a mythical beast or Lovecraftian deity, until the sounds of the Super Bowl wakes her and she rises to the surface. Hungry for our adoration and the sacrifice that we’ve provided to her.

And is best buddies with”Uncle” Terry Richardson. To the point she invited him to join her on tour.

Are you complaining about Gizmodo’s decision to cover this? How would you classify Game of Thrones?

I almost cried over Louis Anderson’s win, because I read several articles before Baskets premiered about how he played the character as a tribute to his mother, even bringing in some of her clothes and jewelry for the costume designers to work with and incorporate into the costumes.

I am convinced that Barbara Walters wants to fuck the dog shit out of the Menedez brothers.