This is jedi-level Volvo knowledge. I’ve seen this raw strength only once before. It didn’t scare me enough then. It does now. 

You think the Air Force doesn’t have the ability to completely shut down whatever radio freqs they want to?

That’s what gets me about these Walter Mitty morons. They daydream these giant global conspiracies but at the same time think they can invade a damn military base with their pickup or whatever.

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Hi, welcome to America, where people invade pizza parlors looking for satanic child prostitution rings. You must be new here.

That John Denver's full of shit 

That we know of!

They’re not.

In order to ask if aliens exist, Trump would by default have to have at least a passing interest in life forms that are neither him nor his “type.”

I think the can’t-fire-fast-enough thing was part of the naruto-run joke.

If people REALLY wanted to see the aliens, they should try and find and invade the underground base near Dulce, NM

On my most recent road trip through the area, we stopped somewhere - maybe near Tonopah? - and four out of the four people we encountered at the gas station were missing a limb or had a physical deformity. We got back in the car and were like...haha, that was just a coincidence, right...? RIGHT?!

Uber will activate surge pricing, then everyone will give up and go back to their waifus.

“not sure what happened, we should have been there by now..."

I have said this several times, let them hit the fence line and then have a couple A-10s do a strafing run about 50 meters in front of the dumbasses. That should stop 95% of them. The 5% that dont stop well that is what claymores, mortars and snipers are for, if there are too many to stop that way (highly unlikely but…

I don’t understand. If armed jackasses can invade federal land in Oregon and just party it up and trash the place while getting off scot-free, why can’t the rest of us?

Its a good plan, the Naruto runners should he able to dodge the bullets while the crackheads will just absorb them into their bodies. Rock throwers are known to be sharpshooters, so there is adequate return fire going for us.

I mean...something will happen right? We’re talking about a country where a guy with a rifle entered a pizza and ping pong parlor to free child sex slaves based on some 4chan shit.