Eh, she probably drives a silver Corolla.

To be fair, Cracked doesn’t understand 95% of what they make articles and videos about

I love the Explorer next to him that just takes off like mad as soon as the CUV is clear.

There is a 0% chance that any part of the “pulling-out-a-100-foot-tall-tree” story is true.

Someone tried to once; it didn’t end well.

can’t cross...a golf course

The true hero of the piece is David “No Jeep Left Behind” Tracy who ignored the gunfire to walk out into no man’s land and fix the poor jeep’s broken wheel.

Or you can leave Indiana and go to Canada, where they have a thriving LGBT scene.

Daaaaaaang!

If they’re autonomous electric cars that communicate with each other then there won’t be much of an issue since you don’t have to worry about the inchworm effect of people waiting for the car ahead of them to start moving. The whole thing can move as a unit. Program your exit number and let the car worry about merging…

Didn’t the leafblower method work but only at lower rpm as it didn’t move enough air at higher rpm?

That’s a great lesson to teach your kids. By “great lesson” I mean “fucked up bullshit”.

this video was not worth my time. the article articulated what was in the video so much better. 3:34 total, 2:45 was spent with video effects and music clips.

Don’t forget parents who live out their hopes and dreams through their children.

This kid is going places...I bet he’ll be heading up VW’s diesel engine division in no time.

I was fairly surprised...out 12 birds, ten of them actually survived being dropped out of an airplane?

Turkeys aren’t animals. They’re pure spite covered in feathers. Much like geese and swans.

Do Americans still have laws against animal cruelty?

dropping live turkeys from hundreds of feet in the air in Yellville, Arkansas