Thanks for the tip mate, that sounds right up my alley!

"The Night...Rider...remember him, when you look at the night sky."

Its hard to take Harley seriously when they are, by design, mostly incapable of being riden at any sort of a sporting pace. Extreme rakes, rear wheel axels higher than swingarm pivots, forward controls, extremely low pipes, and handle bars above your shoulders essentially make them unrideable.

I agree, and would rather my motorcycle BE my casket. If I go over the high side one too many times, just strap my corpse to seat, lock the throttle, and aim me over the side of Highway 1.

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Goddamn lawyers, now I like this guy! He's good!

Yuppies trying to save the planet by driving their $40k stack of heavy metal/acid batteries .5 miles to buy some soy beans grown on clear-cut rainforest.

Know what not American? A bunch of people having a good time in Texas get broken up by the cops. Because any time a bunch of people have a good time, that must somehow be illegal. I'm not one to get spout off about the socialist-fascist-islmo-terrorist police state we live in, but seriously. Cops in this country are…

I know a better way to get 57 MPGs, and for only $4k!

Hey, she's MY dream girl. Don't ruin it!

So, what do we think she drives? I'm assuming the "fearless leader" was added by her staff, so she must be pretty cool. Probably young-ish, likes the outdoors. Working for a non-profit means she isn't exactly part of the 1%, but then again, I bet she's very well educated, with good taste, but cares more about her work…

This guy did not read do a good job reading his Ethics casebook. My god, when I started law school, they gave us an hour long lecture about how amazingly unprofessional it is to post facebook photos of us drinking a beer!

::Listen to song::

"Just picked up my new Karmann Ghia, and..."

The greatest thing about the "Hello? Yes, this is Dog." meme is that EVERYBODY, literally everybody, has the same "Dog" voice in their head. And its basically a slightly more-retarded version of McGruff the Crime Dog.

Fair enough. Was it an early-mid 90s one? A lot of those (916, 749, even the air-cooled SuperSports) are apparently a bitch to keep in good condition. But modern ones, and old Monsters, are pretty bulletproof. I mean, not Honda-Cub bulletproof, but tolerable.

So your neighbor let his battery run down, and that's why you think Ducatis are unreliable?

I have to saw, I heartily approve of that pairing of vehicles.

A well-worn, dog-eared, and notated shop manual.

In cars like that, why the hell do that have doors? You're too old to climb over the sill that's like 3' off the ground? Come on. Do it right. That frame would be that much stiffer.