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Don't bring Morrissey into this; he has way better taste in cars.

Its real easy to laugh when its impossible to be offended. "Oh, what's that black omic? Rich white people lack an amount of rhythm and speak in measured tones. Oh YOU! Hahaha!"

Just another reason to go vegetarian.

...descended from the sadly wallow-y and automatic Taurus SHO 2nd gen.

YES

Obvious answer is obvious for a reason; Subarus were made for winter in Vermont!

I've never seen one of those before, but I'm pretty sure my life goal is to import one to the US and convert it to electric power!

Just covered IP laws in Property today, and I had the same thought.

Pink is a traditional STi color.

That's easy; the car that was available with a factory Bōsōzoku kit!

Was the commercial also directed by Fräulein Leni Riefenstahl?

Not exactly my favorite Jeep, but if I were a CIA agent, its hard to think of a more versatile vehicle, with more carrying capacity for gadgets, than a Jeep STR8. Gotta be domestic, too, I think. Plus; because 6.4L Hemi.

Subaru.

"We're the Arcade Fire, and we approve this message shaming those who are too lazy and afraid to say they like music that was made after 19xx."

I don't know, I kind of like slapping "Turbo" on 50% of the interior and exterior body panels of a car.

Silly VW, electrics are for two-wheels!

Il Duce approves.

This man is not pleased.