“My now-16-year-old daughter called me and she was in tears and she was really upset, and I said, ‘Mary, it’s going to be OK. Don’t worry.’ And she said, ‘No, why were you laughing at the things that he was saying on that bus? Why were you playing along with that? It wasn’t funny.’ And I said, ‘Mary, I’m sorry and…

My husband, who does swing from dreamy, house-cleaning, laundry-doing modern guy to complete WTF asshole, has actually said that I’ve been “in a mood” since the election. You are correct, sir. If anything, the results of this election have led me to be more conscious of slights, lightly-masked gaslighting, and subtle…

Women’s bodies are very delicately balanced compositions of sugar and spice built around an occasionally bleeding shame void. Exposing too much of this fragile structure to the elements will destroy it utterly. Men, fortunately, have a special granite/steel alloyed carapace that protects them from even the most…

“It was merely a locker room squeeze. I’m not proud of it, and I apologize to my family. I believe I have the greatest squeezes out of anybody out there, ask anybody. She’s lying, believe me. She’s like a four. *SNIFF* And If we continue to bomb ISIS we can go back to making this great, great country great again.”

“But it seems to me that what’s really going on is that girls are disproportionately conditioned to be emotional caretakers”