I kinda feel like child protective services should have been called before publishing this. It’s clear this girl is being abused... and maybe just maybe there needs to be responsible adults looking out for her welfare before she ends up dead in an overdose as a Jane Doe.

I just have one follow up question

No, if you want to appreciate that body it’s the forgettable “What’s your Number”. 90% Chris exposure in that movie. It was the movie that finally helped me realize why guys are willing to sit through utter crap just because the chick is hot. This is the proof. I’m recommending a bad movie just for this…

In the years since Parks and Rec left the air, I’ve had to make peace with the fact that it’s Andy Dwyer I love, not Chris Pratt.

You need to go rewatch you some Captain America.

Friends! We are only weakening ourselves by quibbling!

Evans will always be on top (heh heh). He’s unabashedly political in a way that the other Chris’s are afraid to be. Also physically, I mean, c’mon!

The Richard Gere, 68, “wanting to start a family,” if true, makes me mad-sad.

I’d still take Rodan + Fields over the sex cult. But give me a choice between that and LulaRo or Mary Kay and I’d be heating up the branding iron myself.

The Secret World of Allison Mack sure is a trip.

I would if it meant I got to go to all the fancy restaurants they eat at all the time. Oh god, the places they get invited to just to take a photo there and garner publicity.

No, it’s within reason to ask people to leave if they are not ordering and taking up tables or space. However, in clothing stores people window shop and try shit on for hours and don’t buy anything. People will sit at a bar and baby a beer to watch an entire football game.

John legend and Chrissy Teigen are another one for me. To me he seems low key (could be totally wrong on this) and she is all about putting everything out there - kind of the same way women who use this as a tactic to keep other women away do. They’re cute, but I think everything they are ever in the news for is her…

I vaguely had to work with them when I was in the mailroom of their management company (they were one of the few clients to actually answer the door when I came) but they were always so sweet and Channing was always so shirtless. This hits me hard.

I think the fact that she is talking about it still is proof that Bey is secretly living for it, wants the face biter called out, but doesn’t want to seem petty so she’s letting someone else do her dirty work.

If it’s someone we would never guess, it is clearly not Meryl because she was actually my first thought. And it’s obviously not Helen Mirren because I would absolutely believe she would do that. I’ll put my money down on Diana Rigg. I know I’m wrong, but I just want to believe that Beyonce was at a party with Lady…

This is exponentially more exciting than the pee tape and I expect a big reveal by Friday. Please, gossip pantheon of gods, deliver!

Did that stylist really think anyone would believe Ryan Seacrest would make sexual moves on a woman?

I pretty much fell in love with her in Brooklyn. Her face is both exquisite and expressive. I hope she can maintain a growing career without causing us to roll our eyes in “Saoirse fatigue” (looking at you, Jennifer Lawrence).

Atonement, Lovely Bones, The Way Back, How I Live Now, Brooklyn, Lady Bird, and now this. I really like Saorsie Ronan, but man, she’s just 23 and has lived a million different dramas. Even Wes Anderson didn’t give her a break, *SPOILER* killing her off in The Grand Budapest Hotel. It can be emotionally exhausting to…