Bryan Colangelo being taken down by advanced statistical analysis of his burner Twitter accounts is possibly the best example of poetic justice that I have encountered in my life.

The NBA is abso-fucking-lutely amazing.

In the first round, the contestants were tripped up by a clue about 16th-century Russian opera. In the second round, it was just Grayson Allen.

Crossover, crossover, crossover pass.

Okay, fine, I’ll take one for the team:

Better communication has obviously been the difference. LeBron yelled defensive instructions to Isaiah Thomas, but the words just seemed to go over his head.

Good to see Glen Davis is still keeping busy.

I’m glad somebody still enjoys a nice pass during all this #MeToo nonsense.

They call that move the Stop Resisting because before you know what the fuck is going on a cop starts taking shots and you’re dead.

These young men and, really, more and more people are seeing that these young men, and I’m telling you the papers have been writing about this and about how I’ve been very strong in this regard, these young, strong men can actually be tied together with, I guess it’s this type of plastic cord, plastic cord that is…

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

“SWALLOWED A PEN BECAUSE NO ONE PAID ATTENTION TO HIM”

Unobtanium is, molecularly, very similar to Placeholderite.

Yeah Jeets!!!!

I for one welcome my new dong smashing overlord.

Hey, I’m all for anything that sends Trump to Jupiter!!!

Have you tried tea, or maybe a key bump of methamphetamine?

Well you know the old saying, Old Rich White Guys are Racist Assholes.

Go back to school, herb:

The Browns should have responded with a picture of a plane hitting the world trade center.