I assumed it was implicit.

So on the one hand, I totally get that this is a reasonable, deliberate attempt by the new CEO to focus MS on a few core competiencies and to prevent it from doing a Sony.

But on the other hand, damn, do all these about faces make them look like they're flailing around like headless chickes, ping-ponging from strategy…

That's neat, but I find it weird that both Cap and Thor are being altered to more "progressive" renditions - black and female. It may be a legitimate attempt to open up the Handsome White Male Club that is the comic book scene (and Avengers specifically), but this comes off as cheap and not genuine.

Tony Stark realizes his alcoholism stems from the lifelong frustration of being trapped in the wrong gender.

I'm sure they'll find the cause once someone looks into it

I want to be mad at this guy because this caused problems for people, but I just cant.

It seems you're wrong. A lot of us do in fact want a 3D Futurama...

Vaginal play is pretty fucking weird too. That's where blood and mucus and clots and babies come out. The human body is strange and gross and wonderful.

went a long way to set yourself up for that one

Well you see, I'm a neuroscientist. I actually progress the world forward and solve real problems. You just parrot what can be seen outside. Now again, kill your self.

Last week Argentina was making fun of Brazilians for crying.

Karma's a bitch!

I guess even for a Götze, two girls is about all he'll get out of one Cup.

I decided to pay attention to this World Cup, picked myself a team to root for before it started, and they won the damn thing! As a lifelong Kansas City Chiefs fan, I never knew how good it feels when your guys win! I am now a soccer fan. Gonna figure out which MSL team to root for, and figure out how to get…

Congratulations. Emily is gonna grow up to be literally the worst.

"Hey, you want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?"

I really wish these Frozen fanatics would just let it go.

Well if this happens, I'll feel even less guilt than I already do for pirating, which is actually believe it or not a smidgen.

What I mean WHAT how do you even WHAT...