All I can think is “Shes gonna get gangbanged”

Numerous cases of children being taken on first call from social services. IT happens a lot. Google. Go ahead. I dare you.

I grew a beard because my wife loved my facial hair. I'm sorry it coincides with something you seem aptly familiar with.

Have a degree in Neuroscience, and going to graduate school. What have you accomplished?

My beard is 2 years old, how the fuck is that hipster status?

No point in saying fuck the police, it's more like fuck the pieces of shit that offer nothing to society and cause more fucking harm then good. Fuck useless pieces of shit that benefit society in no way is more like it. Thanks.

It's not hip to hate "the" man, it's fucking self respect and no god damn need to be cuffed in the first fucking place. If the cops are so god damn afraid of being killed maybe they should be trained better, or maybe they should choose a profession that better suits a fucking coward.

No. You pigs are nothing but revenue generators out to kill innocent people in an attempt to protect your own worthless lives because the majority of you are on some superiority kick that you matter more because you're in a position of authority. The reality is, you're just a fucking worthless shell of a human with no…

No shit? Well fuck my ass and call me Susan. That's actually pretty legit.

I didn't realize that was a girl until I saw the skirt, or is Persona a coming of age story with crossdressing?

You choose to be a cop, you're signing up to be shot and killed. You don't get to take measures to protect yourself in that way when active military show more fucking restraint than you pieces of shit.

Go kill yourself you worthless advent of society that does nothing to actively protect.

Or you could not be a fucking slave and obey your master. Their job is to fucking serve, not to enslave.

That's the problem. They're ready to do that.

Fucking handcuff my nuts, fuck you piece of shit cops saying its protocol to handcuff someone. Fuck that shit. Wanna know why people resist? Because nobody wants to be fucking handcuffed.

They might be buggy, but they're some of the best god damn games out there.

Yeah, way better with mortal kombat theme. Ugh, so fucking good.

If I can make you cum with it, you should suck it. Dems da rewls.

"Well fuck them, we're making a new Zelda, that's our system seller, we'll just delay the fucking game and ignore the wii u like we did virtual boy. GG early adopters, GG."

I'm all for stacking odds in my favor, but the boss not being able to attack at all is a bit much lol

All I can think is "You know you could perm a game, right? You just lost those SoJ's noob"

Also, how does it feel to have known that I as a 12 year old had over 40 SoJs? lol