What is your definition of no life? It's perfectly easy to have a life and be a massive asshole. See any CEO for example.

Are you going to the wedding because you're happy to see two people get in love? Not a dumbass.

Are you going to a wedding because you feel required, expected, demand something in return/etc as in the majority of the fucking population? You're a dumbass.

I has a kitten. I don't wish for suicide, it just makes me happy. It's a power thing.

Then...don't go? FFS.

Isn't that one of the definitions of trolling? Granted it would definitely be on the lower side, but its effective.

Well, the continued existence of a fly will annoy anyone. Thankfully though they have short lives :)

Well...a quick thought would be to do it. Could you manage that?

1. We don't even have a wedding registry.
2. I've never been to a wedding before because I'm not a dumbass.

Also, weddings aren't fucking barter systems. Jesus.

Romance: My main drug line.

If only they invented this sooner! I wouldn't be laughing my ass off at everyone offended.

"You shouldn't post that, this may make the individual cry and consider suicide"
*clicking post with the force of a thousand suns*

My only hope is that it shows you them after what you post. 10/10 would troll again.

Yeah, see I'm not your average retarded dumb fuck such as yourself. No, I'm serious. You see, while you may be skeptics and cynical about love, I'm just old fashion enough to believe in a future where cunts like you could kill yourselves. So do us a favor and off yourself futurama style. =)

But the reception is fundamental in having a place to dance, hangout and enjoy the company of our friends and family. Has nothing to do with showing how big my dick is.

Instead of sailing water, you'd sail milk. Just imagine when you find that booty?

The quantification of hyperactivity leaves much to be desired especially when it's incredibly mild to the point of hilarity as it serves little to zero difference in hyperactivity among non disorder inflicted individuals.

Also, I got a letter from my psychiatrist saying I can't work because I have ADHD. Quoting…

The wedding is costing me exactly 1500 dollars, and that includes wedding bands and tux.

Yeah...it says Assassin, nothing about Lethal Titties 4. I don't see it.

Sarry Dahling, yuse the cunt huehue

No, it's not. Having had ADHD, my entire life and having been to psychiatrist to psychiatrist and having fucking known people with ADD it fucking isn't. You want to talk about hyperactivity? It's like fucking having tourettes when all of a sudden you have uncontrollable burst of energy fly through you and you just get…

And yet everyone coming are close friends and family :( Ohh, you see I don't need acquaintance fucktard cunts at the wedding =)