Where the fuck are Luigi death stare eye accessories? THIS IS 20 FUCKING 14 WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY.

Bad taste would be the flat soda he has to suffer through. :(

Hey Micheal J. Fox likes his Martinis shaken not stirred...because of Parkinsons.

Nope.

No, but it comes with Parkinson action shake!

Nope because I have no problem being a hypocrite to get a point across.

Boo Squareenix! Equal rights! Women empowerment!

YOU CAN'T PLAY AS A GIRL? OUTRAGE! THERE WERE PLENTY OF GIRLS IN PREVIOUS FINAL FANTASIES!

Super Mario RPG :3

Many? Dude, she's not attractive. You have low standards and must be ugly. Let me show you the door to the Republicans, we don't want you.

I just go "I want this" and then I do it. It's worked so far. I have a giant fortress linked to another fortress with incredibly long minecarts going to different villages. Why? Because fuck you world.

Don't challenge it, don't give it a reason to evolve!

Sure, why not.

Exactly. Pay the fucking workers, so I don't fucking have to. You want a tip? It goes to the cook. The person who made the food I came to fucking enjoy.

Dude, I have a coworker who buys this shit when its her turn for lab meetings. I fucking hate that shit disgusting pizza. :(

Ceiling cat already watches me masturbate. I see no problems here.

That would just be creepy....

Only my heart. The rest of me is pure grade 100% northerner, can't you tell by my beard?

I have much life. I make fun of others to amuse myself.

Fixed it for you.

There are far too many elements that make it look almost /car/toony (pun intended). Are the graphics good? Yes. Does it look like CGI? Yes.

I've never really considered any of these graphics to be...well anything to sing home about. I've never understood, especially when they show a real car next to a project car car and say I CANT TELL THE DIFFERENCE OMG. Are people really that blind?