I am in complete synthesis with the viewpoints illustrated in this article. You may now assume control of this vessel.

Somebody needs to bring the Game Genie back so that I can enjoy those games.

I am not knocking Game Pass at all. The service has opened up a whole world of gaming that I generally would have been unaware of/or wouldn’t normally spend money on; however, it has led to the most ridiculous backlog I’ve ever had in my time gaming. I cannot commit to a game long enough to finish without jumping to…

You recommended Wolcen to me, and I’ve been having a great time with it! Also, I see your comment below about Disco Elysium - I would highly recommend it, but definitely wait for the right mood. I don’t know about you, but I think I’ve been extra scatter-brained for the last year plus (can’t imagine why). I absolutely…

Thank you so much for the follow-up and information - I just ordered a copy!

I spent an inordinate amount of time playing that game my Senior year of high school. After all the years it still holds strong for me. Admittedly, it did take me a little bit to get into the story the first time because I hadn’t played anything like it in a long time. Mainly because, you are correct, the N64 didn’t…

I may try out the Tony Hawk Pro 1+2 Remaster while not-so-secretly pining for a Skate or Die! remake.

That sounds right up my alley! If you happen to have the title and author handy, would you mind sharing? I’m a little obsessed at the moment.

Simply incredible! Thanks for sharing this! I only discovered Kotaku within the last couple years, and the treasure trove of content is immense. Admittedly, Luke’s post sent me down a rabbit hole last night- which is exactly what I always need. I saw the link you shared as I woke up and now get to go again. Great…

Thanks for sharing this, Luke - I wish I cared about anything half as much as some of those this dedicated to their interests. The story also reminds me of an article I saw last year on unagilife.com about Christopher Robin. He is recreating miniatures of various houses/buildings in Tokyo. I am not doing this guy…

Finally... A game I can strive for 100% completion!

I would probably forget to eat again if Ogre Battle and Ogre Battle 64 ever came out for the Switch. 

Rip that diaper off, Oro...

There isn’t a single driving experience where I don’t want an additional thruster strapped to my ass. 

To each their own, but if I don’t straight up shit myself playing a horror game . . . then somebody failed me.

How’s a hater supposed to hate?

This should get my heart rate up a bit while I do some Spring cleaning. I'm going to destroy the dish pit!

My first thoughts involved various plots on how I could best snag the Switch back from my Animal-Crossing-Loving partner because this would play great on the platform.

You are a friggin’ gem, Zack! I’ve been on a Pelican and Russian Circles kick lately, and this is gonna scratch that itch on another level.

You took the words right out of my mouth.