I dunno, would you be able to notice a difference?

Are you kidding. Can you imagine what kind of monsters would be created by a radioactive hurricane hitting Alabama. 

45 this morning;

The few images I’ve seen out of the Bahamas have been horrific. Keeping my fingers crossed that this fucker weakens.

The apartment where I live, Disney World, New Orleans, those home Depot stores, the stupid church that’s on front of the library where my kids usually go after school, actually that one is fine because I don’t practice any religion, it’s just the fact that I remember things like he hit me in this place, he told me he…

Cops are paid with taxpayer money. If they’re giving their pay to Pantaleo, then people’s taxes are basically supporting the comfort of a killer cop who already had several complaints against him before he unnecessarily choked a man to death over a cigarette. So being angry is understandable.

Unfortunately, their stupidity is not confined to social media, it follows them and us into very important real-world situations, like traffic merging lanes and voting booths...

i used to be a retail pharmacist and, for a VERY short time, worked for cvs. something i learned from working retail - pbm’s are evil. what i learned from cvs - cvs is FUCKING EVIL and INCOMPETENT to the point of criminal negligence.

I don’t remember which number it was, maybe 33ish, but my husband asked what I wanted for my birthday and I said a food fight. So all the neighbors and friends came over with their favorite throwable food item and we had a table full of food, jello, pudding, spaghetti, pies, whipped cream, wet biscuits, mashed…

Warren has pulled ahead in national polls now, sweeping past Bernie Sanders. She is now in second. Go Liz Go!

“Everything’s good, I love the guy. He’s the best thing that ever happened to this country.”

When someone who was born rich claims “they work their ass off”

I guess Nosferatu there never learned that scared meat tastes worse.

Skills to pay the bills. Good on her...its always fun to see someone of extraordinary talent show us they some will always push the boundaries of their love/profession.

Yes. I do. A piece of shit in paradise is not the same as a piece of shit in hell. There are other perks that come with it beyond just the aesthetics too- and even you acknowledged the caveat of “although a duplex”. So honestly, stfu. We don’t see the people who live there moving to fucking Omaha for a reason.

And…

We recently purchased reusable silicone food storage bags. They have a sliding plastic bar used to close them, and that can be a little awkward. Other than that, they work pretty well. You just turn them inside out and toss them in the dishwasher after use. 

If you are stupid enough to pay for that you don’t deserve your money back. 

I want him to name names.   

Okay, mine is lame (I have a birthday the day before a holiday and they told me the holiday was everyone celebrating me), but my mom’s is hilarious.

“She is not some poor abused, starving artist not wise in the ways of the world that ended up penniless.”