oh thanks! It will help when I lose my insurance and start losing business as the economy tanks! I’ll do it with a smile on my face!

Agreed. That short segment told me more about her than just about anything I’ve seen or read in the last year and a half.

UGH DID THIS EVEN NEED TO BE WRITTEN???

it depends on the center- there’s a lot that goes in to maintaining a center itself- rent, bills, food, cleaning (sanitation is extremely key, we have three different levels of bleach/water combo for different situations), maintaining functioning and safe equipment for the kids, toys etc. for small independent centers…

I’m not a scientist but I’m certain that the Italian earthquakes are Cthulhu’s punishment for Catholic institutional pedophilia.

When one of my friends was pregnant and vulnerable to cravings but still too nauseous and tired to do much about them, she asked her husband to please get her a Big Mac and an Oreo McFlurry. The closest McDonalds was about a 15-minute drive from where they lived, but a Sonic was like 2 minutes away, so he told her he…

When I was in 6th grade, our school banned shorts for some reason. I got so mad I started to campaign to bring them back.

supported Bush in 2004 bc i was a hardcore Evangelical in high school. my reasoning was something along the lines of, “well good Christians should support other good Christians.” i was 16 and an idiot.

i was also pro-life and didn’t know what to make of homosexuality. slut shamed people, went to Third Day concerts, was…

I sang in the D.A.R.E. choir.

KONY 2012

excuse me, its a bacon salad. JEEZ!

David Duke melted down a long time ago.

I think she’s dressed as a future part-time instructor at a small for-profit college with no medical or retirement benefits.

$66 for one side for 8-10 people is terrible. Yes it is. There is no proper soul food/barbecue restaurant in the world that would charge that much for 8-10 people’s worth of greens. So what this guy is basically defending is a Rich Idiot markup of 200%, only he’s trying to pass it off as an economic reality of…

“This one tells us that kidnapping, Stockholm syndrome and bestiality are all just fine, as long as the girl finds love in the end.”

What are you babbling about?

SEE

END THE DROUGHTLANDER.

Other people’s babies are beautiful. But sitting pantless on the internet with a bottle of wine and a bag of mini butterfingers and being beholden unto no man (or baby) is also beautiful, in a way.

For more on the death business, I highly recommend Smoke Gets In Your Eyes, a half-memoir, half history of death by Caitlin Doughty (of Ask a Mortician fame). It’s incredibly illuminating and beautifully written to boot.