Butt they taste shitty.

Whilst explaining his failure to a chance acquaintance at a bus stop he was gratified to find that his fellow bus passenger was willing to allow him to cast her anus.

Stories like this are why I stopped riding the bus.

If it's real, legitimate impotence the male body has a way of preventing it on its own. Anything else and they must have allowed it or enjoyed it, so no need to provide medication.

Okay, cats time! We picked up fosters yesterday. A mom and SIX kittens. So I have ten cats and two dogs for the next few weeks. It is chaos and I love it.

Excuse me. Rohan is an entire region of noble horse lords. The city is Edoras. (Pushes glasses up on nose.)

I’m well hydrated, thanks for asking though.

Thank you!

I honestly don’t know who that’s more of an insult to.

Awesome!

Fingers crossed that Coldplay just doesn’t show up.

...and where, in the article, or any other article related to it, does Malala make this US-centric? Malala is Pakistani, and she now resides in the UK. The conference is for world leaders. I know this may be hard to believe, but not everything revolves around the USA. Not even with the current gravitational pull of a…

As a teacher, this statement is pretty insulting. As a human, it’s pretty depressing to watch people make nihilistic statements like this to exonerate themselves from any guilt they might have felt at doing nothing to solve the problems they’ve identified.

Who’s Marie Lodi?

I watched a promo for Carol. Thought it was all fun and games. Just a little commercial before I got back to a 2 and a half men rerun. No big deal. JUST a movie.

Well, a lot of people’s advice in person is about how they want you to perceive them and their work ethic. But just put yourself first and don’t believe the hype. You’ll make it.

Jesus God, is this fungus ever going to go away?

In the first picture, I thought she looked like:

Everything the Addams family hocks is so dimestore cheap and hideous with a department store price tag. It’s such a metaphor for this family as a whole.

87,000 people - some of them perhaps even real - are liking this in all its versatile awfulness. I have lived too long.