I’m only in it for Kitty Pong. She was, by far, the most fascinating character. 

Never thought about this. I used to drive a manual ford escort which got 40 mpg. I figured it was because I was a badass and coasted when I could. 

Yep. When I took my driver’s test (20 yrs ago) on a manual, I was not permitted to coast to stop light/sign or would have failed. 

I took my driver’s test on a manual, and I wasn’t allowed to coast to redlights/stop signs or I’d have failed. 

I learned to drive a manual in hilly Pittsburgh. Just thinking about waiting at a light on a hill gives me terrible PTSD flashbacks. If you want your clutch and transmission to survive the life of the vehicle, don’t drive a manual in hill country. Never had to replace the transmission when I drove a manual in Florida.

I don’t know if I’m having serious reading comprehension malfunction, but who is Rafael Abreu in this story? 

Just a correction: It’s a J.Crew Mercantile at the old Northway Mall, not a regular J.Crew. They’re all outlet mall style stores there, but it’s not an outlet mall? Haven’t been in the Container Store myself, though because I just shove all the shit in the spare bedroom like a real Yinzer. 

I went to highschool with a kid (he’s 32 now) who grew up in a family of Christian Scientists. His dad is an engineer and fam was very STEM oriented. Brilliant kid. Graduated from a good polytech school...and then joined the Catholic church to become a priest. It was practically right after Spotlight debuted. I can’t…

There is a candle that is scented Hill’s Snack Bar. 

My cousins are obsessed with their “plant-based” diet. Like they’re pulling the wool over on us. You’re Vegans. Like all Vegans you’re now obsessed with being vegan. Ughh, Thanksgiving is going to be obnoxious. 

Yeah, my dad is pretty shit and my husband talks to his about once every few months (his brother hasn’t spoken to Dad in 13 years). Despite his shit father, my husband is a good man. 

I couldn’t get through the first episode. It was cringe-worthy bad, and all over the place. 

One Flew Over in Atlanta is pretty good if you’ve got time to spare during a layover. But if I’m in ATL I’m probably eating Popeye’s chicken and biscuits.

I say this on every post about Okoumou, but when can I vote for her already?!

This is the stupidest take. 

You sound like you’ve never had pet chickens.I had two when I was younger, and they loved being cuddled and followed me wherever I went. They were the best pets. 

This was the best take. 

This is bullshit. I have naturally higher than average testosterone as a woman, and I can never dream of even being half as fast as Caster. Will you shorten her legs so she’s the height of an average woman, too? She was born a fast woman. Fuck the IAAF for thinking otherwise.

Thank goodness. I was nervous I was more likely to develop gallstones because of my love of hot sauce.

No, this is just more trendy bullshit. And girl, you are obviously wearing the wrong mascara.