I pity any woman who has to interact with him. 

Yeah, I’ve never seen a photo of her and had that “wow” factor which was a common occurrence with Michelle Obama’s wardrobe. Ivanka reminds me of elevator music.

It sounds like you’re not cooking it right. Have you tried les enfants sous vide?

I knew a girl who swore up and down that her mom’s boyfriend committed suicide because his neighbor was blasting infrasonic noise speakers into the bf’s trailer 24/7. Cops never followed up with it, though.

Poor Tiffany.

Oh man. I’ve definitely signed nomination petitions without asking the candidate, “What are your thoughts on pedophilia and forcing women into slavery?” Guess I’ll know better next time!

The Florida Keys had record rainfall for the month of May.

I was a grocery store employee during my teenage years. Mostly I just didn’t give af and I would just slide the unknown produce down the belt for free. If someone was rude then I would waste both their time and my own sending for the front desk. Teenagers are the WORST employees.

Considering the usual leaks from the white house, I can only conclude that Melania’s people are actually loyal to her and that’s why we haven’t heard about her while she heals. Her husband could take a few lessons from how she treats her people.

I bring my own reusable straw to the bar. They implemented an “ask for it” policy, but I’m trying to get the other flies to follow my lead.

The 24-hour news channels.

I felt the same way, but eventually decided to just keep my last name while he keep his. We thought about creating a new last name, but looked up how much effort this involved and said ‘forget it’. We do want a family, and we’ve decided that any kids will have both our last names just hyphenated. It’s 2018, we met…

Ha! Kindred spirit! I’m much better now that I’m older, but one of the first things my MIL shittalked about was that I didn’t show my husband enough affection. They’re Sicilian.

I dunno, that’s how I was brought up. My family is fresh off the boat from Eastern Europe. It was quite a frustrating and humiliating thing for my first boyfriend in college.

He’s bluffing.

I know he can’t read because there is no chance he is 70 years old and doesn’t require reading glasses.

Who are the Matt Lauer stans eager to see him come back to day time t.v.? The fact is that none of these men have any real discernible talent and all are replaceable. Disgusting humans deserve their comeuppance. Good riddance.

That show was a head of its time. RIP Harry.

My grandma is in a nursing home, and I’m 1500 miles away. I feel terribly guilty about not seeing her more. She’s developed dementia, and its so difficult to speak to her on the phone. Its hard for me to reconcile that she’s the same animated and affable woman who babysat me daily. I know my family gets upset that I…

I got a smart watch that tells me when to stand and it’s sort of fun to meet the challenges they set each week. Making little daily goals for myself, and then meeting those goals really helps to get me back on track. I lapse, especially on the weekends, but I remind myself that I’m not a failure and tomorrow is a new…