I would bail on brunch to help the Obamas for something as trifling as a phone ID, too. Malia is a national treasure!

It’s so borrrrring.

My in-laws are bff with Maye and I’ve met her and her daughter on a few occasions. She was reserved but, like you said super nice. Even though they’ve been close friends with Maye for years, I think my inlaws have only met Elon once or twice in that span because he is really nose to the grindstone.

Prior to the November elections, I got a letter in the mail from Planned Parenthood endorsing a republican state senator. I never heard the candidate express an opinion about abortion rights, but their endorsement for her was enough for me to break with my straight dem ticket and vote for her. She won with an…

That photo is of a male mosquito, and males don’t bite (and therefore, don’t spread virus).

I guess I’m proud I knew it was Pretty Woman before scrolling?

Whyyyyy can’t they get someone else to play Batman??? Ben Affleck is just terrible. I can’t wait to see my boo JMo, and Gadot was awesome as WW...but Ben is a shit actor. :(

That movie still gives me nightmares! I hate it. Although, I’m sure if I watched it today I would scoff at the terrible puppetry. Not gonna do it because...too scared.

So awesome! Thank for sharing!

So, I wonder how this guy feels about the president...

I went to aerial yoga for the first time last week and loved it! It’s really hard! I went today, too, and I know I will be crazy awesome sore tomorrow! Hooray for us!

Oh wow, forgetting to go to class all semester is my nightmare, too. Also a PhD student.

I’ve definitely had the nightmare about forgetting to drop a course or forgetting that I signed up up for a class and never attended. I’m in grad school so it’s a little more realistic. My goodness, I can’t wait for it to be to be over.

That kid sucks. Kudos to your sister. The best revenge is living well!

The boy I was dating in 7th grade dumped me because his friend said I was “big”. I would confront him about it, but he’s super chubby now and I wouldn’t be able to stop myself from pointing out the irony.

That was quite a read! I think I have a new GYNO/HERO.

Yikes! He has an ethereal glow to him. Are we sure Pat’s not already dead?

My family adopted a 2 year old puppy mill dog who was not properly socialized, and it was so difficult to manage his fear aggression that we all spent 11 years walking on egg shells in our own home so as not to set him off (he was a biter). What Lena describes sounds so similar to what we went through with our shelter…

Kara Brown, you were always too good for this place, but I don’t want you to leave. I’m sure i won’t be the only one to say I expect great things from you. Good luck!

I have met so many people who have shelter dogs with behavioral problems and automatically say, “Oh my dog was abused by previous owners.” More often then not it’s because the dog was never socialized properly. Unfortunately, there isn’t a whole lot a trainer can do for an adult dog if they didn’t get the…