F- that noise. Sorry those people feel so insecure that they cant handle someone else’s life achievements. As long as you’re doing your job and affecting positive changes they can keep their ignorant opinions to themselves. Honestly, I can’t believe your boss felt the need to bring that up in your evaluation. That is…

I’m lactose intolerant and it does NOT stop me from eating cheese. It may make me uncomfortable and I can’t eat it everyday but a life without cheese is no life at all.

I was going to work from home today, but then decided to nap and binge on Kimmy Schmidt so don’t you worry about this millennial not getting in her vacation time! (I put in 3 real hours, but those other 5 belong to Titus)

Pretty sure she’s his newest side piece.

So did the Russians leak the intellegence they got from Trump?

I got the Sunday Riley face wash, and it smells like dirt...but makes my skin feel nice. The Christophe Robin hair scrub is really awesome, though. Did you get the Nudestick matte lip color? Oh man, that was the woooorst color I’ve ever seen. It looks like literal shit. I also got the Replica beach walk perfume, and…

I went through the subscription box evolution, too. Started with Birchbox, went to Ipsy...eventually unsatisfied with both. I’m doing Sephora Play! now which has been pretty good. All high-end beauty brands and decently sized samples. I canceled Birchbox when they included a shitty ballpoint pen and postcards as part…

Most of the Sephora Play! box was pretty good. I loved the Replica beach walk perfume, and I guess everyone else did because now it’s out of stock. But the Nudestick magnetic lip color was hideous. It looks like I just straight up applied shit on my lips. I threw it right in the trash.

That explains EVERYTHING.

This me. I have maaaaybe 2 inches between my hips and my ribcage. My husband and I have the same leg length, but he’s got 4 inches on me just in the torso!

Okay, I’m even more convinced your Aunt is my step MIL now...

Oh man, is your Aunt my step mother-in-law? Probably not because there are too many deplorable people who think this way in the US.

I feel like everyone already kinda knew this intel? I mean, they installed that laptop ban on flights from Middle Eastern countries a few months ago. Maybe a lot of people just assumed it was because Trump is a racists mf because that is also true.

lol, you good, girl. I just went to their website, and you are right (although they still have a few with the ‘C’ print). When I was coming into adulthood, those were the bags that were trendy so Kate Spade ended up with my brand loyalty and my money.

I don’t despise Coach. My mom has a few beautiful thick leather bags that have held up really well through the decades, and seem to get more beautiful as they age. But she bought them a while ago. Now, Coach is obsessed with their own branding adding great big ‘C’s over everything. I don’t want to look like I’m…

I like Kate Spade bags because they’re not covered in ugly block letter ‘C’s. I got a small cute blue bag during one of their 75% off surprise sales that I wear when I travel. Hopefully, they’ll be able to keep their simple design aesthetic, although their cutesie stuff is off putting.

Ha, me too! We had 50 at our wedding and only because our neighbors decided to invite their sister’s and brother’s families! I hadn’t met them until the day of our wedding.

“Dollar Tree version of a pop princess” is the most apt description of Katy Perry I have ever read.

I wear a lab coat so if I get splashed, I won’t end up with gross germs seeping onto my normal clothes. Why would I want a tight one that closes in that barrier?

I’m gonna make a special trip to New Orleans just to see with my own eyes that the damn Robert E. Lee statute and good and gone from St. Charles. There’s my contribution, Robert Bonner.