Damn!

Oh man, new rule of thumb: if you see a Model X with a “26.2” sticker on the back, fucking haul ass out of there because if you get sucked into that ‘check out how great I am’ conversation, you will not escape. Not without a felony charge, at any rate.

Saw one at a Coffee and Cars event where the owner had parked it smack dab between a Countach and a Pantera with the hood and trunk propped up as if there was something to see.

They go there to convert non-believers and spread the Holy word of Elon, hallowed be Thy name.

Browsed around in a Tesla store once while my girl was taking forever in Victorias Secret. There was this guy in there looking around. While I was looking at one of the cars there he just randomly said to me: “Pretty nice right?”. I just shook my head in agreement. He continues” You know I have a red one back at…

Anyone else irritated that this post fails to acknowledge the neutered 240ish horsepower turd of an E36 that was sold here in the States?

This year we bought a GTI for my wife, and when it came time to sell my Benz, I honestly considered a 2-door 5 speed GTI to replace it. Then I drove an 86 Carrera. I love the GTI, but driving it back to back with the Carrera made me realize how unexciting even a fun modern car is.

How is der schuh not here?

How is it that the Z3 M Coupe hasn’t been submitted?

Of course theres a Mustang with them.

Of the hundred or so pickup trucks I probably drive by on a given day’s commute, maybe I run into 1 of these... I run into more obnoxious trailer trash with 15 year old luxury cars that were probably bought on a salvage title before they cut the springs and smoked the taillights until they were blacker than the…

I went for one ride with people like this once. I was invited to go ride so I usually don’t turn that down. The whole time they were revving their engine and doing lame fucking stunts and trying as desperately as possible to get ANY kind of attention. I left the first chance I got... Seriously these type of people are…

Douchetards and douchetardettes doing douchey things. Should have set up a clothesline for them.

as a daily rider, i wouldn’t mind seeing a minivan plow through those fuckers.

That’s unfair to dickheads. These guys are more like fucking douchebags that deserve to have their right hand removed so they can’t ride a bike again. And that’s coming from a guy who’s been riding for 20 years

What’s with the ATV Guy at 2:43? Can you ride those on the expressway now?

Too bad there weren’t any Range Rover drivers nearby, apparently.

I really am not sure which is more hideous.