Runner-up to the Volvo in the looks department. Range Rover is great looking but all of it’s smaller counterparts are liked smashed versions of itself. Much like the Bug vs the Audi TT.

Scions are retooled corollas.

Rather have a 6.0 mid 2000’s Pontiac GTO 6 speed manual. Or even a E92 M3 - they’re getting cheap.

Exactly

Is it just me or is that WAYYYYY more impressive than the Ken Block Japaneeezy-named videos?

These remind me of the mini-limo-convertible cars made for the Island of Capri to lug around tourists.

The brush tip of your home vacuum will leave “detail" strokes

Great idea. I think the Cimarron is still too recent of a fail for people to take small Cadillacs seriously. Buick might be the best use of those platforms.

Might as well buy some toilet paper with this one, because it's about to take a giant shit.

I wish us Americans were more open to wagons. There’s a idea that only soccer moms drive them. I love their looks, practicality and performance. As Saab would say: SportCombi

What's a VXR?

Getting your Defender into America is easy compared to getting it into California. That’s a whole separate novel.

Comic sans is the worst font ever created. I want to write a legislative bill to deem it illegal to use.

5 weeks, yikes

You took a S4 to a lube shop?

I’d pull the trigger today if it had these seats:

Haha

Sick

Arrrrrrrr

You gotta run those BMW thigh pads fully extended to let people know you have the sport package.