My friends and I would always grab Klobbs, so we could say in our best Schwarzenegger voice “Welcome to de Klobb,” before lighting up our opponent. In our play sessions, the ability to overuse bad puns vastly outweighed the effectiveness of any given weapon.

“Kwayter, Like ‘Equator” but without the ‘EEEEE’”

“Well muscle cars are better value than the Golf R. You can get a new Mustang GT, Camaro SS, Or Charger/Challenger RT 392 for under the MSRP of the golf R.”

My fianceé traded in her BMW 128i on an Audi Q5, and gets about 10mpg on average more. As much as we like to hate on CUV’s the fact of the matter is that many are getting much more efficient, especially with the increased use of smaller displacement turbo engines if they are used in situations that don’t require a…

It certainly beats looking up your return trip and then trying to memorize the roads you need to take.

I’ve owned 26 cars from a ‘73 all the way to an ‘18. There’s a sweet spot in the mid-80's to late 90's where cars just seem to want to go forever with just basic maintenance. This is amplified even more if the car has EFI and is super simple. By far the most reliable car I’ve ever owned has been my 1985 AE86 GTS. It’s…

Yesterday I accidentally flavored my brewed coffee with what I thought was a pack of creamer/sweetener. It was instead Instant coffee with creamer and sugar. I felt like I was going to die an extremely caffeinated death.

Almost everyone I know who has purchased a manual new has bought an actual enthusiast car. I guess if you’re going to put your hard earned cash into a car that you shift yourself, you’d like it’s driving dynamics to match up. My most recent purchase was a Subaru BRZ, a car that supposedly has a manual take-rate around…

Seriously, Jalopnik would be going berserk right now if they knew Bunta Fujiwara had died.

Nope, but I did have an uncle who thought talking about crabs to an eight year old was normal dinner conversation.

I was going to recount how a brand new Mustang crashed into a building (that was sponsored by Ford, ironically) at my college back when I was going there, but I realized nearly anyone who lives in North America probably has an almost identical story.

I know what you mean. My Subaru (being a Subaru) came with this weird-ass bike-rack mounted to the trunk that I still haven’t figured out how to strap a bike to it.

Half of the “vans” listed are smaller than my Subaru BRZ. However, I used to live in DC, and I didn’t even know anyone could street park, I just always assumed the street-parked cars were part of the scenery because I’d never see them leave.

I had an Uncle who told me that you could get rid of crabs by soaking your genitals in a bucket of gasoline for several hours. I was eight.

If Jalopnik doesn’t do an entire article on the post $kaycog just made, I will be very disappointed.

That is really nice.

632km of range on a full-tank? Grand Tourer indeed. That’s almost 400 miles. Based on all the long distance trips I take in my 86-twin, I look forward to replacing it with a Supra when the time comes. This makes it even better suited to the job.

I think it looks pretty good. Wheels in a color that weren’t the same as the tires would improve it though.

I used to live next to a family that had fields spread out throughout the county. They had a fleet of 66 and 86-series (all turbo-equipped) IH tractors that had their governers removed, road gears swapped for a higher top end, and ran larger than stock diameter tires. In addition, they were running much higher boost…