Nice, but I prefer the original. Here’s one of mine

Someone please explain to me how a boutique Japanese design house can pull off a more successful Blazer look than General Motors. 

Personally, I love it... but I also love the fact that some people hate it. A bold styling choice should turn off some people. Trying to not offend or upset anyone with a design is how you get the normal RAV4.

If you ever feel useless in life, just remember that Mazda still has people dedicated to rotary engine development.

Time for Ford to rekindle the bromance with Mazda and cram a rotary back there. It’s the perfect application for a rotary. You want something small, rotaries are very small. Rotaries are way inefficient outside of a small RPM window, but as a range extender it would always be in the sweet spot.

man how the fuck did I not know this

Sadly we never get those updates. I think it should be required. Jalopnik should do a follow up and report 1) what their own top suggestion was 2) what the top commenter suggestions were and 3) what the person actually bought.

If you want to prioritize fun in your fun/practical mix, I’d say go for a Stelvio, which you probably can get a hell of a deal on now

Cool wagon, but unless you’re carrying toddlers around the jump seat is pretty much useless.

All of the suggestions are bad and the people who made them should feel bad for suggesting them.

Heck yea, count me in!

Err, I guess count you in!

Next time you need to install an engine message me and use my engine crane. I’m like a mile from you man! That’s dangerous stuff.

What’s that supposed to mean?

I mean at this point that seems entirely reasonable.

At this point I think David just won’t admit he doesn’t know/remember who owns it, and he’s just dumped it in some other neighborhood where it will get towed by the city and they can deal with tracking down who’s legally on the paperwork for it.

Dave....Psst. I think this is the guy that snitched on you.

Driving by your house, I’ve been watching the progress and I gotta say, with every car that’s left, your driveway/front yard has been looking worse lol Tools and parts scattered everywhere. But as is true for most things in life, things often get worse before getting better, and I’m excited to see what it looks like…

“I’ve moved a lot of iron”(-oxide)

Who cares. Sorry, but I paid money for my property. If I want to leave cars out I will. If my neighbors want to help pay my mortgage, then it's their problem.

Yes. I’m a little concerned about this.

I need SOME solid metal to weld to.

Surely there’s a bit of that under one of these Jeeps (looks around, sees nothing).