It’s amazing how even when surrounded by Republican politicians, this guy manages to be the most unctuous, oily motherfucker in the room. It’s like somebody took a dead weasel and reanimated it with SuperPAC money and black white magic.

Having had hearings in front of the Indian Supreme Court, the issue isn’t so much the court as it is the police don’t enforce the laws or court rulings when they’re told not to by politicians, wealthy industrialists, or are just on a vigilante streak.

Good on Kampala Harris for asking the question:

“Peep Show” anyone?

This is the problem with GoFundMe. It is a really shitty way to care for people, it is a complete crapshoot if your page will get attention and if it does, and you get a crazy amount of money, there’s no guidance on how it should be spent. Our society would be massively better off with Universal Basic Income,…

Good. You can’t just withhold money belonging to someone because you think you are a better caretaker for it. If the guy needs a guardian or conservator to care for his money, then they should have tried to apply for that through the courts.  I have zero sympathy for these assholes.

End the series, she has been the sun -the centre, the light-, the gravity of it from the start. Shameless is Finoa and her crazy adventures. 9 Seasons is long enough as is, let it end without turning it into Frankenstein’s monster.

Aziz Ansari doesn’t deserve the level of vitriol directed at Louis CK et al. CK masturbated to his subordinates then blackballed them with his influence. Aziz Ansari thought he was getting a groupie one night stand, she thought it was a date. Neither of them clarified their expectations for the night. He was an…

I love when old people cuss and get all drunk and just start talking crap, in general. And then it’s these women with their fabulous accents?! And you know they may usually be polite and proper, but they just shed that and start getting real. Love it! This is genius. Cannot wait.

He needs to be in a tank top and something like bike shorts and show as much skin as the women. Or put the women in black pants and white T-shirts. Nice to have a guy but nice is not enough. The women are much more sexualized than he is. 

The original ruling was based on a technicality that the lower court screwed up the prosecution. She’s probably building a better case against him so they can uphold the verdict this time. 

I think you have to actually tell him that though. You can’t expect him to just GUESS that you’re a dirty slut.

I only started watching because the honorable Judge Kara Brown told me to on Keep It, and I trust her with my life.

She has the best bed side manner which I think is what half of her appeal. There are lots of pop videos out there but her cheerfulness, concern and enthusiasim for what she does is what makes it. Plus her early you tube videos, she worked on people who needed care but couldn’t afford it for free in exchange for…

Never go on a game show! Never do it!

Kim’s explosion tonight reminded how much scarier quiet characters are than loud, exuberant ones, because when you finally see them crack it’s TERRIFYING. Her rage, paired with Howard’s cracking voice, makes me hope Fabian and Seehorn get a pair of Emmy noms this year.

Go through the episodes of Ben Shapiro’s podcast, and note the guests he has on. Then go through his twitter and find how often he booked a guest with a public tweet “inviting” them on his show. You won’t see that. That’s not how these things work (except in rare instances where the “public invitation” is some sort of…

Also I highly doubt you were "overjoyed" when she won if this is all it takes for you to be ready to cast a vote for someone that is her polar opposite. Suuuuure, honey. I definitely believe you. 

Have you never been introduced to the idea of ‘analogy’ or do you take people literally at all times?

I adore Hasan Minhaj. He could get it.