BUT THEIR HANDS AND CONSCIENCES ARE CLEAN!!!1!

I wait with breath that is bated. I love them. The episode where Abbi gets her wisdom teeth out and the episode where Abbi rollerblades into a hole in the ground give me so much joy.

:-(

God, what an idiotic waste of money.

While I certainly agree that it’s a good thing to have judges who are sticklers for the law, I want to point out as a lawyer that the debate isn’t about whether or not judges are “sticklers,” but about what the law is in the first place. A lot of what conservatives frame as “judicial activism” is mostly about genuine…

GET ‘EM CONSTANCE!

Constance Wu is a badass. Doing the thing your conscience tells you is right even if it could hurt you (career-wise, in this case) is honorable and beautiful and I am really impressed by her speaking up. I also agree with her re: Casey Affleck. What a turd.

Yes! I can feel sorry for her and still think she is not that great of a person.

She would have been such a good president.

So proud of D.C. Right now. I’ve seen some pics and there is nooooooobody out. The only people around are bumbfucks with racists t-shirts. (Shocker, I know).

“My crowd was bigger than Obama’s in ‘09 if you take out the people who were at his inauguration illegally.” - Donald Trump

I’m stealing Cheetolini

I hope this goes without saying but please, no one tune in to the inauguration today. Don’t use any hashtags about it that are neutral (like #inauguration). Please let this ego maniac have one of the least viewed, non Twitter trending inaugurations of all time. Unfollow him if you follow him on Twitter.

They have so much more grace and class than I could ever imagine having.

I think Trump knows that his base doesn’t really want an end to the ACA so he’ll make a huge splash by vetoing the repeal. Trump has a golden opportunity here to stand up to Congress and he bladder take it.

Her sentence was the longest sentence for any leaker, ever. Yes, the leak was huge, but as the NY Times points out, none of the material was classified as Top Secret.

Between this and Joe Biden’s Medal of Freedom, I did a lot of surreptitious crying at my desk today.