Reading about his decline from Bond villain to middle aged cat lady has been captivating.

This has been your daily dose of White People’s opinions. Do not operate heavy machinery while under the influence of White People’s opinions. Do not mix alcohol in excess with White People’s opinions. If you exceed your daily does of White People’s opinions, induce vomiting.

Put down the glue and maybe go for a walk or something there Mulder. We’ll be fine.

I thought this was going to be adorable and diverse toddlers explaining race. Instead I got yuppie scum being malignantly racist. Bad headline.

Forget Trump’s boogeymen, urban white women pushing strollers and the husbands they don’t fuck are the ones we should be scared of.